Fidel Castro

That guy that does that stuff

you know who I'm talking about

by Elitist March 22, 2005

Fidel

Smexy man who has a bunch of hoes u cant contest, my hoes give me the double hand gawk gawk vacuum 3000.

Fidel very smexy man

by Fideru March 5, 2021

Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Fideen

Barrell chested sky Gods (smokejumpers) jump out of the sky at fideen-hundred feet. Fideen rolls off the tongue better than fifteen. Fideen is less likely to be confused with fifty and is widely used in the barell chested sky God (i.e smokejumpers) community.

It's always fideen.

by Bokchoypanini September 12, 2019

fidelium

a real savage mad cunt who wouldn't think twice about launching gatling armcannon attacks if it stood between himself and even the slightest amount of LULZ.

fidelium: GIVE ME THE LULZ
gay cunts: let me finish eating my push pop ...
fidelium: ROBOCOP ATTACK (gay cunts die at this point in the example)

by teller of simple truths February 26, 2008

Fiezer

A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.

teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)

by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005

fidel castro

Much like the Abe Lincoln, this move involves blowing your load on a girl's face and then accessorizing her face with someone else's rotten pubes, thus creating a Fidel Castro like beard.

Monty was angry his woman would not take it in the pooper, so he gave her the Fidel Castro with his friend Dave's pubes, which were rife with crabs.

by R. Cogwell December 1, 2006