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ferndown

A town near the sunny beaches of bournmouth. Its small and insignificant compared to bournmouth's blue beaches. Its full to the brim with old people who come floking out of there homes on a thursday to collect there pension and make it impossible to move round the town a your surrounded by old smelly wrinkly people. Ferndown upper school is more like ferndown institute for the disorderly as it is turning into a prison with huge fences and is ocupied by more kakkers and chavs than mc donalds!
Ferndown-the dumping ground for the elderly
by neb May 13, 2005
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dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.
While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.
by ese1024 January 2, 2011
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fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!
person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol
by jess<3 March 6, 2007
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Fernando

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass
by l Bigi l April 2, 2020
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spicy fernando

Anally pernetrating a sexual partner using hot sauce as lubricant.
"Nothing is hotter than the spicy fernando."
by Ryan Poss December 16, 2005
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Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
by zenkurai November 17, 2021
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Fernando Torres

A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.
Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.
by rabbidrabbidrabbid May 14, 2011
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