Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

Farticles

A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty

Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles

by freedy5601eatcowsmoo October 9, 2009

farticle

Shit particles that pepper your underwear or significant other when expelling a particularly noxious fart.

Ted knew it was time to change the underwear after noting a serious farticle accumulation.

by mondo slade January 8, 2007

farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.

When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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by Sean Gray the Linux Guy September 21, 2007

farticle

Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".

1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.

by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 April 1, 2009

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori May 21, 2008