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fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.
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by Os III April 2, 2016
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.
by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020
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fitness nazi

An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.
"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."
by thepibbs March 7, 2014
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spunk fitness

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.
patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.
by Semenary Road September 25, 2010
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The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.
The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.
by SuccPapi October 4, 2016
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Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...
by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019
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fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".
"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"
by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008
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