l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.

only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

by Wagwan,myg1 May 4, 2019

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts

Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

H.M.F.I.C

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge

I need to speak to the H.M.F.I.C!

by Jackalman January 2, 2008

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I stands for, Get your ass off twitter 'cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Dude, it's not my fault, G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

No, you just need to G.Y.A.O.T.C.I.G.Y.F.M.I

by StupidBoredTeenager December 16, 2022

C.G.M.F

an acronym for the term Cum Guzzling Monkey Fucker. a term used to describe one who enjoys the act of gargling semen from various primate species from around the world. this may or may not include the act of indulging in sexual intercourse with sed primates

Micah: i heard Hannah has been gargling something other than mouthwash lately, what a C.G.M.F!

Kyle: I used to think she was really pretty, until i heard she's been plowed by a couple different primates. typical C.G.M.F behavior

Micah: AMEN!

by Arctic Snowfall May 30, 2011

H.M.F.I.C.

Head Mutha Fucka In Charge. Similar to H.N.I.C

I need ta speek to the H.M.F.I.C.

by Jackalman December 5, 2007