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evangelena 

Evangelena is a kind and loyal person. She will break anyone in half if they betray her family or friends but as long as you are kind to her and then she is the sweetest person you will meet.
Person one: Wow, there’s Evangelena she’s so nice.
Person two: yeah but not if your rude to her friends.
Person one: Yeah she’s just loyal.
evangelena by evilangelena November 23, 2021

Evangelical Lute 

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.
"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.