Ernest Goes To Jail

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

by Zach G. December 06, 2003

National kiss Ernest day

kiss ernest

I am kissing Ernest because its national kiss Ernest day

by Rehzel-x-Ernest January 29, 2023

Dirty Ernest

An unabashed, violent sexual maneuver that requires incredible core strength in which an individual performs a plank exercise while maintaining an Irish accent screaming "wow this is so so so good. so into this? so so so good."

I can't that stand bitch JESSICA!!! I may as well kidnap her father and show him my best Dirty Ernest

by BushDidCovid911 September 18, 2021

Ernest Poling

Cute , Nice , Country Boy , Kaitlins Boyfriend , Sweet , Charming , Cuddly , Etc <3

Beka : Omg he is such a ernest poling.

Reba : I know right!

by Southsidethief August 02, 2021

Ernest Cyr

Face could scare the shit out of a toilet. Shapes his double chin for fun and When he says he’s rolling a giant fatty it’s not a joint it’s a girl.

You hear Ernest Cyr has grinder?

by caleeeeeb frwaps November 14, 2020

ernestism

a theory or system of social organization in which all property/wealth/jobs is owned by ernest and soleley just ernest.

"dude, this man is the reason for unemployment"
"Yah bruh, it's the ernestism movement, u didnt know?"

by coolzmanzzzzzz April 07, 2022

ernestism

a theory or system of social organization in which all property/wealth/jobs is solely owned by ernest and just ernest, no one else, just ernest

"hey, dude. this man is the reason for unemplyment"
"yea, man, its the ernestism era"

by coolzmanzzzzzz April 07, 2022