Primarily, when your boss has sex with your wife or girlfriend, but can be used for anyone who you know who has sex with your wife or girlfriend.
Derived from Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who was having sex with the wife of one of his friends, who also was a staff worker for Sen Ensign. When the friend found out, Ensign fired him.
Derived from Sen. John Ensign of Nevada, who was having sex with the wife of one of his friends, who also was a staff worker for Sen Ensign. When the friend found out, Ensign fired him.
My buddy "ensigned" me by having sex with my girlfriend the other night.
I just found out my boss has "ensigned" me for months now with my wife, and when I found out, the jerk fired me!
I just found out my boss has "ensigned" me for months now with my wife, and when I found out, the jerk fired me!
by TJinSD July 13, 2009
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Enise's are cute and smart.
They have big eyes, soft hair , long eyelashes and big lips. Also they have beautiful curves and a nice ass. Often they are very shy but very loveable. If you meet an enise don't let her go, because she accept everyone and she gives compliments always back.
They have big eyes, soft hair , long eyelashes and big lips. Also they have beautiful curves and a nice ass. Often they are very shy but very loveable. If you meet an enise don't let her go, because she accept everyone and she gives compliments always back.
by Meli333 January 2, 2017
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The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
The act of recommiting ones self to the armed forces.
Frequently done by retards just in the begining of their contracts who later end up deserting.
see also: derisive logic
see also: masochism
Fresh into the Army. Pvt Joe Snuffy wants to re-enlist for six years.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
Stop lossed E-5: Why the fuck do you want stay in the army?
Joe: Military is done all I knew sarge.
E-5: Why don't you get out and go to college or something?
Joe: I don't have to much of them done book smarts.
E-5: *Sigh*....Whatever...(Turns and walks away)
Joe: Can I get a hoorah sarge?
E-5: Eat a dick. In fact do some fuckin push ups.
by chucked October 11, 2007
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by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008
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(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018
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