emo boy

Kids who dye the hair black and for some reason see the need to cry and wear girl pants all the time while cutting themselves for attention while listening to Hawthorne Heights.

Also known as the kids whos asses I kick on a day-to-day basis.

some emo boy- "wanna come to the bathroom to cut your wrist and cry with me?"
Me- "no.... you gay..."
Some emo boy- "thats it im kicking your ass your ass!"
Me- "no your not..."
some emo boy- "yes i----"
then I knock the emo boy the fuck out

by Loganisdbomb July 18, 2006

emo boy

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

by Jk July 18, 2006

emo boy

Skinny, efeminate girly-boys who dress in black a lot. If you're lucky, one of them may even have a studded dog-collar round his neck. They look like piss-weak goths; aren't even strong enough to get THAT right. Laughable attempt at "individuality" by dressing and acting towards a pre-existing code-- at least goths listen to cool music!

John: "Dude, I accidently knocked that Emo bitch over and he was so weak he apologized to me!"
Jake: "Mother.... Let's smash the bitch!"
Everyone else in the room: "YEAH!!!!"

by benjiboy July 18, 2006

emo boy

The emo boy is a pathetic, unoriginal attention seeker who hopes to get somewhere in love and life by jumping on the bandwagon of the lattest faddy scene. Often like bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy who can't play / sing / write a good song.

Could possibly be gay and just hasn't come out of the closet.

Emo boy: My life is shit *cries* even though it isn't really. *Cries* Its still shit!!! *cries* Give me attention!

by SonicYouth July 18, 2006

emo boy

Kids and teenagers, who wear girls pants several sizes too small, with hair so straight and combed that they must not have a life. They usually travel in groups, and are easily identified because they cluster in "pecks" like jellyfish. Like jellyfish, they have no brains and no guts. They listen to music and cry. They also do not have feelings and are incapable of dying. This is due to the amount they cut themselves. The only way to kill one is to take off the head, with a bat or cudgel, because they are immune to blades. Fire doesn't work, but water will destroy their "hair", which coupled with their pants, is the source of their minions, the dim "emo girls" who follow them, like a tail follows a dog. This means that the emo kids can be put down like a dog, out of a love of our community. They are the opposite of Chuck Norris in every way, except for their almost magical ability to attract women.

I walked into the music store, but there was this emo boy in my way, so I kicked him in the face and left the store.
Dude, I grabbed this person's ass because I thought they were some hot chick I knew, but then I realized I was holding the anus of a emo boy.
I had this emo boy's head in my rifle's crosshairs, but he deflected the bullets with a CD of a sucky band.

by Ninjaontheloose July 18, 2006

emo boy

new wave bitches that are a little too late. something like 25 years or so.

emo boys are a bunch of bitches.

by [e-mail] April 5, 2007

emo boy

Hot hair typically jet black and shaggy!
listens to emo music like modest mouse & the killers for example...emo boys aren't afraid to let their emotions go...and tend to have a lot of girl friends

a fine example of an emo boy is seth cohen off the o.c

emo boys are hot and have re-invented the meaning of hot hair!!!

by Lizy's_hot July 18, 2006