elkhart memorial

a school in north-west indiana full of fuckboys, sluts, and teachers who don't give a fuck about your education.
this school has the most confusing fucking layout of any school in the country.

from a whole half of the building called A 'hall' to a 5 minute passing period that makes it impossible to get to class on time because of all the fucking people, elkhart memorial is one of the worst damn high schools in the country

person 1: "i go to elkhart memorial"
person 2: "oh you poor child, come give me a hug"

by fuck my life 666 November 15, 2016

Elephant in Egg

When you define a small problem as a big problem.

- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!

by Altiplano September 2, 2006

Elephant piss

An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.

Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.

by Kratos3 August 21, 2009

Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

Elephant

A grey animal with a trunk, bigger than a cat but smaller then the Moon.

" Look at that majestic elephant it is so beautiful"

by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015

Elephant Shit

All news/propiganda from American right wing mass media. Made generally for simple minded folks but has been known to grind away at IQ levels and crush hopes and faith in humanity.

FOX,CNN,MSNBC mostly spew Elephant Shit

I can't believe I pay for this Fucking Elephant Shit!!
Rush is full of Elephant Shit!
We are up to our ears in Elephant Shit!!!

by Hatchetman1 February 17, 2010

Elephant Tug

To jerk ones dick.

Pichu gave an elephant tug.
Inferno is to young to get elephant tugs.

by Elephant Tug November 8, 2014