Your typical lazy, chill, gaming friend. Perfers flavoured drinks over plain water. Can be charming and "cute" at times. Enjoys making racist and perverted jokes at the best and worst moments.
Brian: Hey Elijah want to go downtown?
Elijah: Nah, I'm... busy.
Brian: With what?
Elijah: My 14 kill streak.
Elijah: Nah, I'm... busy.
Brian: With what?
Elijah: My 14 kill streak.
by ThatNinjaKidd March 02, 2017
The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.
by Loverofeli August 17, 2010
The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!
by Stacygurrrl10111 April 01, 2009
by hocus pocus1 February 09, 2009
Literally the coolest and hottest human being in the universe, and an absolute SEXY BEAST. People go their whole lives longing to be with someone as absolutely incredible as Elijah. If you ever meet an Elijah, then you've found pure gold.
by The Atlantic Slave Trade May 11, 2020
Completely full of himself. Elijah's are arrogant but very smart and has a unique way of seeing things. He is caring but doesn't show it, and he is always the first to be there for you. He doesn't like revealing who he really is but is a great person. He is funny and everyone loves him.
by Okthen April 04, 2015
The hottest smexiest guy in the world who u should love to death, always defending you and loving you and wont never use you. best bf ever! loves guitars,skateboards and tin foil.
omg hes such an elijah! run its elijahs girl and she looks mad! i love elijah. elijah is not a dick infection lol.
by taylor howard<333333333 January 31, 2009