Eiler

Worst english teacher EVER. Grades based on hand writing and how much he likes you. If you get his class, suicide.

I just got a 70% on a test that I got nothing wrong on because Mr. Eiler is a blind old bastard.

by raela June 27, 2004

Eileen

By far the greatest girl out there. She has a dirty but loveable laughter that makes you smile when thinking about it. An Eileen has also a great sense of humour and can cope with every person she encounters throughout the day. She's a great friend and definitely a keeper. If you stumble upon an Eileen you better never let it go.

"Yeah this is Eileen she truly changed my life for the better."

by WhaleGurl69 January 1, 2017

Eileen

Anglicized form of Irish Eibhlín, Eilín or Aibhilín, Eileen is the name of a wonderful creature tha brings joy and prosperity to everything around her. Age, for her, is just a random number, and so is your telephone number, so don´t get your hopes too high. You might think that approaching her with " come on Eileen " is rather overplayed and lousy, so you might go with a more sublte " hey ", but it´s a trap. If thou manage tho to find and get an Eileen, wow: welldone. She is loyal and brilliant and a true procrastinator. She will sure you in good or bad mood, so don´t expect big shows from her. Diggin in is not enough, you have to dig yourself out and see what is left of you, and the put that into an Avocado seed and let it grow, because she is pure, she is an Eileen and thus deserves the existence of that Avocado. If she´s a Taurus, then she´s alligned with her truest self and her resting bitch face is at its maximum power.

Many souls have tried to express the beauty in her name: Dexy´s Midnight Runners, Keith Richards.. even Keb´Mo´.

She listens to Naive Melodies and warms your heart with a single glimpse so don´t break her heart. Never call her eileena .

Boy: Look at that pidgeon, I think it broke its leg..
Girl: You mean that pheeeujhowwnü? And yeah, sure.
Boy: Damn, why are you alway so eileen to me?
Girl: (:

Peasant 1:"Omg ich war so gemein. Ihr ist die oma gestorben und.."
Peasant 2: "Eileen oder?"

Peasant 1: "Na, nicht die"

"Eileen you are fuigeil"
"thanks"

Nobody:

Eileen: *walks away*

-Your eyebros look like Eileen´s eyebros..
-Eileen who ?

by love pimp aus Favoriten May 20, 2019

eileig

According to a user from the United States, the name Eileigh is of Scottish origin and means "Anglicized version of Scottish/ Gaelic name, Eilidh, meaning 'radiant one, shining light, sun ray'.

your an eileig

by ace </3 :> May 18, 2021

Eileene

Eileene is a very smart, kind, beautiful girl, Eileene is a type of person who knows to be serious and responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She doesn't care what people thinks about her. She loves singing. She has an amazing voice. You're very lucky if she's your's . Hold her tight, kiss her, and don't let her go. She is that person you can open up to and tell her what's going on in your life. She's the one that when you hangout and just cuddle on the couch she'll never get bored. She may be annoying at times and may be mean but at the end of the day she's a really sweet girl. If she's your's keep her.

“Is that Eileene?”
“Yeah”
“She's really pretty, i wish i look like her"

by ilikeyou>.< June 7, 2021

eiley

the funniest mf you'll ever meet. treat her wrong, you'll regret it in 10 years. she doesn't know it but she fine asf. if u mean to her even just once, she'll secretly hate you. eileys are cool.

"Eiley's so funny omg"

by arcaneasffff February 2, 2023

blake eilers

The greatest duck hunter of all time everyone calls him voltron, but all his bitches call him Blake he owns lots of chickens and doesn't acknowledge the existence of females. Some say that voltron can communicate with his chickens telepathically and understand ducks. He studied on the Himalayan mountains for 3 years perfecting his goose noise. He can replicate any goose noise to a flying sound then a whole field of geese. As some say he is good at beating guys up at the local walmart . He is awesome and a member of the golden gods, along with his friends. Many that are around him say that he kickass at anything imaginable except for making friends with geese, due to the fact him and his accomplice hit one with a car and are possibly facing charges Few guys say "no homo but he is very hot"

(Blake eilers Goes to Walmart, then beats up a guy kickassedly)

by troy fletch January 22, 2014