The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
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(Origin from My Name Is Earl, whose final episode ended on a cliffhanger that will now never be resolved)
(Origin from My Name Is Earl, whose final episode ended on a cliffhanger that will now never be resolved)
Awh man they just earl'd my favourite TV show, I didn't get to see what happened with the murder suspect!
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by Zbuckley February 15, 2007
Get the Cold Earl mug.1. To be so ambitious as to lack hubris. To challenge the gods themselves. Often results in glorious failure.
2. An Iron Maiden song.
2. An Iron Maiden song.
1. Icarus flew high into the sky with his wax wings, ignoring his father's warnings. The higher he flew the more the heat of the sun melted his wings, causing him to plummet to his death.
2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.
2. Dave saw a pair of crazy buffalo plaid pants in the store window display. He muttered "i shall fly where eagles dare" and marched inside.
by papa_jack December 15, 2009
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Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
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