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Dumb and Dumber Shit

Inspired by the movie "Dumb and Dumber " when Jim Carrey's character gives Jeff Daniels character a large amount of laxatives to ruin a date. It lead to Daniels sitting on the toilet talking a very noisy, smelly shit. Dumb and Dumber shits often come after a thunderous stomach growl in which the person knows it is time to get to the toilet.
"That mexican food was great last night, but I feel a "Dumb and Dumber Shit" coming on."
by jh0818 November 5, 2009
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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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dumberz

Pronounced "Dum-burrz", they are a variation of "numbers" necessary to complete and assignment. When one cannot figure out the correct numeric arrangement for the equation, one may utilize estimating skills and dumb-assery to create "dumberz". Thus completeing homework crappily...but punctually.
Scott: This sucks, there's not a single constant that fits here.
Ryan: Word, homie.
Scott: Screw this, UNLEASH da dumberz!!!(**proceeds to fill out furmulae with a guessed numeric variable.)
by nondeskript November 28, 2005
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dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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Flubber Dubber

Daddy did u bring protection, yep I brought the Flubber Dubber
by XxCtrl_Alt_BushxX November 15, 2018
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durber

1. A girl who gives blowjobs to people who mumble
2. A woman who gives great handjobs/blowjobs
1. richards girlfriend is a durber, or so i have heard.
2. do you see those lips, she must be a durber.
3. Batty was a nerd but his gf was a durber
4. Yeh, my gf is a durber, i gt cum in her eye afterwards though
by Ian Bonwik December 28, 2007
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