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douchey bag 

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag
Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.
douchey bag by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011

douchey sexy 

Someone quite attractive that displays strong tendencies visually or through actions towards truly just being a poser, yet you still find them sexy.
Most artists look douchey sexy acting in their music videos.
douchey sexy by From the 414 June 15, 2014

Douchey douche 

Hey did you see that Dylan Barrows kid yesterday..man he's 100% douchey douche!
Douchey douche by SiE13 August 30, 2007

Douchey McDouche-douche 

(N) Noun, plural Douchey McDouche-douches:
Someone exemplifying the qualities of douchery to a surprisingly new degree. Usually this person remains steadfast in their douche-dom and state of mind despite evidence contradicting their douche-tastic standpoint. Typically the party in question acts on or makes outrageous accusations kin attempt to spread their improper views. This is about the equivalent of Douchey McDouche to the nth power...
Used in speech:
"Damn Brian. Stop being such a Douchey McDouche-douche"

Douchey McDouche-douches of note:
1.
Eric Whiteside

2.
Rush Limbaugh

3.
Fox news

4.

People who deny the negative effects of global warming or smoking
Douchey McDouche-douche by Aureon August 24, 2009

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

Douchey Johnfeed 

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists
MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"
Douchey Johnfeed by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010