Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.

I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.

by Palestrom August 7, 2016

douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

Douche Canoe

Noun
An individual acting in such a way, their presence is equivalent to being in a canoe in a lake full of used douche water.

"What happened to your car bro?"
"Some douche canoe keyed it last night"

by Mahatma Luther King Jr. January 9, 2015

douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

by bob h boberson April 21, 2008