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double joke

The ultimate form of humor. A joke that is planted and has face meaning, but also can me a direct or indirect insult, or a comment with a deeper meaning.
Earlier, anonymous girl told me about luke P because “he’s cute” from the bachelorette’s latest 2019 edition (AL Hannah)
As we both watch the scotland episode, I decided to shred luke p
“Dude this guy is a walking survey”
Says ‘oh so tell me about this’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
‘Cliche’
But ‘so cute though”

To analyze:
I rip the schmuck and my in my last line ‘so cute tho’ is something luke p said, but also something anonymous girl said, which is where the deeper meaning should sink in.

That is how the double joke card is played
by BrettSvergara June 11, 2019
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double jeopardy

when you raise your ass to another person's face, positioning the asshole right in line with their nostrils, and stategically placing your scrotum on top of their mouth. Then, you proceed to fart, giving the other person the unenviable position of having to choose between breathing in the flatulence through their nose, or breathing through their mouth to swallow the scrotum whole.
Damn son, I heard Johnny got pissed at Mary and gave her the double jeopardy. I bet she wish she didn't give him her taco.
by steve ji March 17, 2008
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Double Jeopardy

Double jeopardy is what happens when you eat really spicy foot. First your mouth is put in jeopardy by the fiery hotness of what your are eating... Double jeopardy inevitably occurs the next day while the hotness is on its way out.
Mike: Man, I just ate the hottest pepper in the world, and I didn't even chase it with milk!

Kev: I know dude, that was awesome!

Mike: I thought so...until double jeopardy hit me today.
by Chief Longhair February 25, 2010
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double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.
My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .
by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017
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double jumbo

A person with two degrees from Tufts University. The mascot of Tufts being the famous circus elephant Jumbo, students are often called ‘Jumbos’ as well.
Mike: Oh I didn’t know you were a double jumbo! What did you study?

Sidney: Yeah, I did my undergrad in chemistry and my PhD in ::gets rudely interrupted::

Innocent bystander: WOW! did you just call her fat?! What’s wrong with you?!

Sidney: Actually a “Jumbo” is what we call a Tufts graduate - and if you have two degrees we call that person a “double jumbo”

Innocent bystander: oh my bad- I thought he was fat shaming you!

Mike: No! What would make you think that?!
by Uganda be kidding me October 14, 2020
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Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
by pvc1983 October 8, 2022
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double jump

a l33t counter strike player who pwns ppl in the face
double jump got a headshot on ass clown with and Mp5
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