Double Decker

The act of taking a shit while another is sitting on your lap and shitting simultaneously between your legs.

Perry and Carl both had to shit but only one toilet was available so they performed a double decker.

by gvanasse32 February 25, 2013

Double Decker Nutty Pleasure

something unbeknownst to man, only know to be involving two people, nuts, and lots of pleasure.

Joe and Nick researced for years, but could never find the true meaning of the Double Decker Nutty Pleasure.

by nixxxxxxck October 22, 2009

Double Decker Blumpkin

When someone is doing an upper decker and the person on the lower decker is is giving head and takeing a shit at the same time.

I walked into two people doing a Double Decker Blumpkin in your bathroom.

by sick mo'fo December 9, 2012

Double Decker

When someone takes a dump with someone on their lap

I took a double decker with Sally today

by fordham2010 March 11, 2010

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Double Decker

The act of sitting in ones lap while he or she is sitting on the toilet. The individual on bottom produces excrement into the bowl of the toilet while the individual on top produces excrement between the bottom individual's legs thereby creating the "upper" portion of the deck.

*Often confused with an UPPER DECKER, in which one individual produces excrement into the upper tank of the toilet.*

*See also: Upper Double Decker

Roommates Ezekiel and Jebediah both consumed too many matzah balls and were locked in a heated stand-off over who may use the toilet first. They decided to compromise and perform a DOUBLE DECKER.

by PapaPete September 29, 2011

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003