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double fisting

Expression used to describe somebody at a party, bar or restaurant, holding two drinks, one in each hand. Unlike single fisting, which most people do.
He had to wait too long for the barkeeper to take his order, so he decided to double fist.

That loser, he is now double fisting for half an hour. She will never come back from the restroom.

Can you double fist for me? I have to go and have a smoke.(NYC/CA)
by atlantic March 31, 2004
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Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
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double faithful

Black men don't cheat. They're so considerate that they are faithful to multiple women at once. You could say black men are double faithful.
by Tab2real July 29, 2017
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Double Frogman

A sexual act where you take a scuba snorkel and put your dick in the bendy mouth part then put the other end up your ass. Then grab the middle and you'll be fucking your own ass and jacking off at the same time until you blow a load into your own ass.
I gave myself a Double Frogman today after doing some snorkeling. Shit was so cash.
by gameking28 November 26, 2010
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quadruple hog triple dog double frog dare

higher then a triple and double dare. if refused this dire consequences will happen
yo, i quadruple hog triple dog double frog dare you to put out a lit cigarette on that cop. if you don't you have to burn down your own house!
by asdasdadaaa October 21, 2011
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Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.
Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!
by m_steph55 September 25, 2010
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Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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