Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?
Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?
Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010
Get the double doozymug. A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”
-left on read-
Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
by theS1x40 December 26, 2021
Get the Dooziemug. A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour
by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019
Get the Doozy doostermug. by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021
Get the Mike Dooziemug. by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021
Get the fair dooziesmug. by Sucha Singh with the oil July 24, 2021
Get the Doozymug. HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.
by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022
Get the DOOZIEmug.