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double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs
Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!
by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010
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Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.
Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”
by theS1x40 December 26, 2021
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Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour
by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019
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Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie
Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame
by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021
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Doozy

Plays warzone ruined rebirth eats BOOYAs asshole also like to smash J and eat Santana’s chitter.
Yo u play like doozy stop selling.
by Sucha Singh with the oil July 24, 2021
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DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.
HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.
by HOTBOBERT69 August 9, 2022
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