Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head

Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.

"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."

by Tad January 14, 2005

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

stefans fat ass dog

my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker

me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know

by dude123456879gh October 18, 2008

the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.

"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.

by bingo lingo August 29, 2010

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

Bad ass dog

Dog equivalent to bad ass kid. But, instead of an out of control kid, it’s an out of control dog.

Yo, my fuckin bad ass dog done tore up my GOT DAMN brand new Air Jordans again smh.

by John Gettin Doe April 14, 2021