Ferrous doctrine

Da infamously-"iron-clad" crock of despicable bu**s**t-legalese dat prevents "those who served" from suing Uncle Sam for service-related injuries/illnesses, even in instances where said harm resulted from da outrageously-clueless and/or shockingly-irresponsible behavior of their superiors.

On guard, soldier --- thanks to da Ferrous Doctrine, it'll be anybody's guess whether you get proper compensation if you get hurt due to any royal screw-ups by your commanding officer or staff doctor.

by QuacksO November 5, 2024

Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)

Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.

by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025

Carminger Doctrine

Ironic doctrine based on the ramblings of Gunther Fehlinger. Things that are included in the Carminger Doctrine are deranged political solutions and maps, and hot takes about the mildest topics.

Nauru is Albania #ExNauru #Autochtonous #CarmingerDoctrine

The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.

I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine

by RustGirl October 27, 2023

False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019

Doctrine Rage

The emotional meltdown that occurs when someone’s opinion deviates even slightly from the approved social or political doctrine. Usually accompanied by quote-tweet fury, moral grandstanding, and a desperate need to reaffirm tribal purity.

“She said merit mattered more than identity and triggered full-blown Doctrine Rage in the comments.”

by TalkieToaster October 28, 2025

Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."

Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.

by kotwc June 1, 2024