by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019
Get the False doctrine mug.The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
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People who subscribe to the Doctrine of Complicity believe it’s a strong call to action, but critics say it’s a guilt trip designed to make you feel guilty
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The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.
I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine
The Carminger Doctrine is an ideology adored by many but understood by few.
I call for the immediate dissolution of Ghana due to their lack of support for double cancer #ExGhana #CarmingerDoctrine
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Get the Raskin Doctrine mug.If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.
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Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.
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Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
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Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.
by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021
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some one ,acting like they are a doctor providing a professional opinion with not valid back ground of degree of study's.
Provides medical advice , with out a degree , not a medical doctor , no education or medical knowledge or study . , an impostor , a unlicensed medical advisor , not a nurse, or anyone of any study of a medical assistant or any thing in or to do with the area of medical .... what so ever!
some one ,acting like they are a doctor providing a professional opinion with not valid back ground of degree of study's.
Provides medical advice , with out a degree , not a medical doctor , no education or medical knowledge or study . , an impostor , a unlicensed medical advisor , not a nurse, or anyone of any study of a medical assistant or any thing in or to do with the area of medical .... what so ever!
Dude , your not a doctor ...dont try to ReDoctine me about my medical condition . I need a real medical evaluation from a real medical licence doctor , not a impostor . your not even a practitioner, not a provider, not a specialist and sure dont have a master's or PhD . Some 1 who has no legal insite or experience in medical field! just some one giving there opinion . DONT TRY TO ReDoctrine me about a illness. or , evaluate my condition . your not a professional !
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