fair dinkum

(In addition to other definitions)

Incredulous disbelief, similar to bloody hell.

Fair dinkum mate, you didn't have to knock over the case of beer!

by youcantryreachingme June 14, 2005

fair dinkum

Originates from when Captain Cook first landed in Australia. When they used to drink the toast would be "Fair Drinking" and the saying has evolved from there.

"Mick that koala just scratched my nob off"
"Fair Dinkum Shane, you did piss on him"

by Pinkbum May 13, 2004

dinkolator

this is the act of placing your dink into an active coffee perculator, thereby flavouring your dink moka java styles. Then dip it in cream and sugar before inserting into some bitch's mouth.

I say! You look a little tired, fancy a dinkolator?

by pissmint March 23, 2008

Diskombobulator

a Diskombobulator is a device that increases the power of cars when it is added to the gear knob. it is commonly found on subaru imprezas/legacy wagons between the years of 1990-2002.

Generally cars without this device are exceedingly slow and tend to break down shortly after 150,000kms.

person 1:dude, steves car broke down the other day!
person 2:why?
person 1:turns out it didnt have a Diskombobulator and it had done nearly 160,000kms
person 2:ah so it must have been fucked from when he got it

by beef_stew September 10, 2010

Dinsomnia

Stay up all night and sleep all day

Junior Dracula has Dinsomnia.

by Junior Dracula January 4, 2022

Prim-dinkum

Right on, well done, for sure, agree, the goods, full sick for sure, top quality, etc etc.

An amalgamation of the New Zealander word
Primo and the Australian word fair dinkum - which none of us say by the way.

Said in a sentence:

"Mate, you see that shot?"
"Yeah bro, that was prim-dinkum!"
"Chair bro"

As New Zealanders are slowly taking over the world, a NZ friend and I decided to bring the two 'islands' a little closer. Prim-dinkum!

by Kalmatron December 9, 2008

dinkovski

a common surname for those who are either polish or have a black jamaican father. they are usually nice but can be extremely weird which some people like. if they are polish they are normally dickheads so be careful

person 1: that boy is honestly so annoying and weird
person 2: his surname is probably dinkovski

by badbhitchh October 19, 2019