Rinker Dinker

Whilst playing football or soccer either for real or on a computer game, it is when your through one on one with the keeper and you cheekily chip the ball over the goalkeepers head resulting in a goal.

"I'm through"

*can i score* *chip shot*

"Rinker Dinker, get in"

by Ryan1 May 21, 2009

Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

woo woo dinker

A cow with 3 legs & 17 udders. It usually shoots out acidic milk from 16 udders and breast milk out of 1.

"ZAYUMMM! Is that a woo woo dinker?"
"Yesss omg I love how it squirts breast milk out of one udder"

by YOURMOMSAWOOWOODINKER April 26, 2014

Dinker

A term used to describe a person acting in a generally dickish or selfish manner. This person displays a general lack of consideration for others and typically only thinks of themselves. It can also be used as another term for a penis. This term traces its roots to the Houghton family that hails from Texas.

Byron, "I could really go for some dinker on this fine afternoon."
Byron, "Time to suck some wholesale dinker" or "Wow that gorilla's dinker is bigger than mine"
Allen, "Quit being such a dinker Byron"

by set2500BC February 16, 2023

Dirty Dinker

You.

Like look in the mirror. That’s you...a dirty dinker.

by I_JEDI March 13, 2020

Dinker

A rock with the correct dimensions and weight to properly smash a good mailbox. Also can heavily damage a nice road sign

The jimmyboyzzz found my hidden dinkers!
My mailbox was hit with another dinker!

by Jimmyboyzzz September 13, 2017

Dinker

The Dinker is the British slang for the smartphone. The telephone for the oldies.

Are you playing with your Dinker?

Don't touch your Dinker at the dinner table.

by AssThunder July 25, 2022