Digi-hoe

Someone who is attached to these social network sites like it's their fuckin umbilical cord. They have a ton of "freinds" on their pages they've never met or talked to. They put retarded posts up from their phone. They join groups like "fist pumping" or "Jersey Shore" and generally make you want to restart the eugenics program. They belong to at least two of the big three social networking sites. They are generally fake as fuck, because they think their lives are in these sites. A digi-hoe is usually an all around hoe. Both digitally and in real life.

You have 1280 friends on facebook which makes you possibly the greatest digi-hoe to ever walk god's green earth. None of those people are your friends. I know you, you have no friends.

by Maximillian Power January 5, 2010

Digi-Block

when a virtual cock-block (usually self inflicted) takes place

Ashley: so, did u finnaly bone ricky or what?
Beth: UGH NO! That dick was too busy playing Tekken 6
Ashley: ...what a fag, way to digi-block ureself.

by SAIDUH November 12, 2009

Digi Vids

1) Digital Videos

Roman: Can i borrow your handy Cam?

Bob: Why

Roman: Kids play, i need to record some Digi Vids for the school website

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011

Digi-poor

Cannot afford broadband internet

I would have researched the internet but I am digi-poor

by emjay13 September 25, 2008

digi-love

Any kind of digital love sent through smart phone platforms, email, or the internet. Affection or flirting, usually involving emoticons, or texts that create images of flirtation. Usually used in a "Flirtasionship".

"Thanks for the digi-love. Cant wait to see you!"
"Yeah, I know her, we keep it Digi."

by COcean October 27, 2011

Digi-Bongo

Derived from the Flight of the Conchords individual style of musicality...if that's what you're into.

Dee dee dum bom booooom!

Bum chica wa wa!

Be doom boom *top hat symbol*

"Give me back my digi-bongo Biatch!"

by The best unknown Digibongo duo January 11, 2009

Digi Slices

A pizzeria in a terrible location in Mineola, next to a rehab, where the addicts come from to smoke cigarettes together in front of the pizzeria entrance. There are tremendous rats in the alley out back, and the basement is flooded with sewage. There is no parking and if you do get a spot you will need to pay the parking meter. The owner is a fat two-faced fake backstabbing scumbag who smiles in everyone's face and pretends to want to help people but only cares about himself, his pockets, and his social media page. This place will not exist by April of 2023.

I walked by Digi Slices but couldn't get in the door because of all the rats and dope fiends smoking bogies.

by OzieIslip April 8, 2022