Digi-hoe 

Someone who is attached to these social network sites like it's their fuckin umbilical cord. They have a ton of "freinds" on their pages they've never met or talked to. They put retarded posts up from their phone. They join groups like "fist pumping" or "Jersey Shore" and generally make you want to restart the eugenics program. They belong to at least two of the big three social networking sites. They are generally fake as fuck, because they think their lives are in these sites. A digi-hoe is usually an all around hoe. Both digitally and in real life.

You have 1280 friends on facebook which makes you possibly the greatest digi-hoe to ever walk god's green earth. None of those people are your friends. I know you, you have no friends.

Digi-hoe by Maximillian Power January 5, 2010