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Dicktified

I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!
I know men who walk into the room with the Dicktified attitude - you know the kind…they think that their shit doesn’t stink - (but their farts give ‘em away!
by Jazzchick January 25, 2024
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Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.
Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.
by Illyena January 25, 2025
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de-dickify

The act of muting your TV speakers when Dick Vitale is calling the game you want to enjoy watching.
I turned on the basketball game that I was psyched to watch but saw that Dick Vitale was the announcer. Rather than listen to him try yap and promote Duke throughout the game I pushed mute to de-dickify the speakers.
by ECat March 12, 2017
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Send a Dick gif day

On 19 July you should send a gif of your dick to your homies
Some guy: "Hey, it's July 19th, you know what that means"

His Homie: "Oh yes, it's Send a Dick gif day. I'm filming my gif right now! Can't wait to see yours!"
by FaxDestroyer July 19, 2023
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