deuce

A large human weighing in the area of 200 pounds who is definatly obese. When one sees a deuce they immediately throw up 2 fingers to commemorate the overly fat person.

"Hey Hey, to the left, definatly a deuce."

by deuceswild May 14, 2006

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005

deuce

A two dollar canadian coin. So cool that it is hardly ever heard.

"Could i get a loony and four quarters for this deuce?"

by C. Prettiebottom November 11, 2006

deuce

a two seater car

used back in the olden days

blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann

by janza face July 29, 2007

deuce

noun or verb - 2 hits of a cigarette

(noun) - Yo lemme get a deuce.
(verb) - Lemme deuce that muthafucka.

by youngbull July 1, 2005

deuce

n. poop
v. to drop terds

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

deuce

1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus.

2. the number 2.

pl. deuces.
1. the act of excreting fecal matter from the anus multiple times

2. a peace sign held up by the index and middle fingers. commonly used by teenage girls

Dude I just took a massive deuce!

I just rolled a deuce!

Man i have taken a couple deuces today.

Deuces bff!!!!

by Alex Hermann December 11, 2010