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BULLSHIT DETECTOR

Its name says it all. It detects bullshit and crap that piles from other people's mouths like verbal shite. They don't know your detecting their full of shite approach. But hey oh. Your bullshit detector goes off the radar when you speak to certain people and you have that quizzical look on your face a raised eye brow and your hand on your chin and they still talk shite at you.

Bullshit detectors are a must have. Get one today.
"Hey Dave my bullshit detectors tells me your talkin a load of shit."

That guy says a load of shit. My bullshit detector ran right of the spectrum soon as he opened his mouth.
by Moscow Man June 8, 2020
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ghost detector

A device what detects ghosts to see where the ghosts location.
There’s some of them what are fake, pranks, simulators to find a ghost and then you got to buy one for 3.49$, those are the real ones.
Ghost detectors are fake. The only purpose is for entertainment only.
by Spheraz January 13, 2021
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down detector

down detector is the website where little kids that play fortnite get to report to others that their game/website is down.
FUCK! FORTNITE IS GIVING ME AN ERROR! GOTTA GO TO DOWN DETECTOR TO LET OTHERS KNOW!
by acjack77 February 11, 2021
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smoke detector

A device, typically used within Fire Safety, to warn of smoke.
Smoke detectors are required in all levels of a house, including basements and locations where someone may sleep.
by Trainguy15 June 11, 2021
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poopooniggafartsyndrome detector

A tool Used to Detect high amounts of SUS
let me use my poopooniggafartsyndrome detector on your sus ass.
by Greenpoop24361 September 21, 2020
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beep detector

Another word for a smoke detecor/fire alarm that i used to say as a kid
The beep detector needs new batteries
by Maxine996 January 4, 2023
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Police detector

A spliff made by hollowing out a cigarette. There fore once finished it looks like a normal cigarette.
This is done so hopefully the police dont realise your smokeing a spliff.
Use when sitting in parks after pub closing.
by Weazil April 14, 2004
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