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dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016
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late night dehydration

Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!

Bro 2: Bro, really‽

Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good

Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
by Craig Burns March 28, 2020
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Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.
That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.
by Justlikerome November 7, 2015
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Dehydrated

This refers to a bitch who's salty and thirsty...
That bitch is dehydrated as fuck I need to get up off this other bitch's man
by NikeEliete June 24, 2025
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Sicilian dehydrator

Sicilian dehydrator, verb / Sex act

While having anal sex she farts. This dehydrates your meat stick which a blast of warm air. When you pull it out it will be darkened and look like a stick of beef jerky.
Friend 1

“Dude Abby gave me the Sicilian dehydrator last night. “

Friend 2

Sweet bro, bet just like grandma used to make”
by L33tZ@Zu July 27, 2021
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Dehydrated Wig

A wig that looks very dry and cheap.
She wore a red dehydrated wig to the concert.
by Queen Of Accountability February 27, 2025
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Dehydration Gun

The inverse of a Chekhov's Gun.

A literary device that would be perceived as vital to the plot of a story, only to hold little to no actual significance later.

Not to be confused with a Red Herring, which are used intentionally to mislead or distract the reader. A Dehydration Gun would commonly result from poor writing decisions, or plot holes.

The term derives from an item of the same name, in the movie 'Megamind vs. The Doom Syndicate', where it would have been a valid solution to many of the obstacles the movie provides, but is not used.
"Wait... Couldn't they have just used that thing from the beginning of the story?"

"I know, right? But no, it just turned out to be a Dehydration Gun."
by C.A.I.S.E_E May 15, 2024
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