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Iโ€™M DELETING YOU DADDY

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ 10% COMPLETE..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 35% COMPLETE.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 60% COMPLETE.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 99% COMPLETE..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTRUE๐Ÿ’ฏ DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE ๐Ÿ’–I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!๐Ÿ’– SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER ๐Ÿ‘ชDADDIES๐Ÿ‘ช WHO GIVE YOU ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMMIES๐Ÿ’ฆ OR NEVER GET CALLED โ˜๏ธSQUISHYโ˜๏ธ AGAINโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHYโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ BACK: DADDY๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
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IM DELETING YOU DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ 10% COMPLETE..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 35% COMPLETE.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 60% COMPLETE.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ 99% COMPLETE..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTRUE๐Ÿ’ฏ DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE ๐Ÿ’–I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!๐Ÿ’– SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER ๐Ÿ‘ชDADDIES๐Ÿ‘ช WHO GIVE YOU ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMMIES๐Ÿ’ฆ OR NEVER GET CALLED โ˜๏ธSQUISHYโ˜๏ธ AGAINโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHYโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ BACK: DADDY๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
by red earring muncher November 6, 2023
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Defebating

The act of masturbating while defecating. A classier way to say poosturbating.
There's nothing more sad than a man crying while defebating.
by Defebator December 29, 2008
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
by Woofles January 15, 2006
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Debating Kennedy

A term used to describe the death of a lifetime elected official while in office. Refers to the passing of Ted Kennedy from Massachusetts while also in office.
"Did you hear that John Murtha died today?"

- "Yup, he's another one Debating Kennedy right now."
by TGrayMatter February 8, 2010
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grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.
God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.
by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021
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Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.
Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.
by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010
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