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Name definitions

The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.
Examples of name definitions:

Bob- A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

(whereas in realife there is a man named Bob who is fat and stupid and rude)
by StevLCanival October 30, 2011
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Definition

Shit, man, really? You must be bored as fuck.
“Hey Jerry how are you doing”

“I’m looking up the definition of definition

“Why?”

“I’m bored as fuck
by <insert username here> May 28, 2018
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Real Definition

A rarely found thing on this site. Trust me, it’s a challenge.
Yo have you found a real definition yet on urbandictionary.com?
Nah, it’s so hard.
Fuck the site
by DonutProXx_YT January 25, 2021
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There aren't any definitions for this word

There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.
John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.
by RadiantSmash October 13, 2016
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How to submit definitions

To submit your own definitions to urban dictionary, you have to login first, then click on the plus in the top right corner, then write the name of the definition. For example "Triangle" then you write the definition which could be "A square, but with 3 sides" Or if you're dirty, like 90% of everyone on urban dictionary you can write something sexual like "A triangle is when 3 people fuck each other at the same time". Then you write an example of how it's used in a sentence. And last you click submit
Yesterday I learned how to submit definitions to urban dictionary :O

OMG NICE
by Definitely Not A Robot September 27, 2019
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The definition of insanity

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking: "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... This time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"
Vaas: Have I ever told you the definition of insanity
by Neopolitan! April 18, 2022
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