Self Defeces

A defense mechanism that one uses in prevention of being raped. While the rapist tries to put in penis into someone's butthole, the victim simply shits themselves to push the penis out. The rapist cannot successfully put his penis in, while his victim is pushing shit out

Cop: "How did you prevent that man from raping you?"
Victim: "It's simple, I just used some self defeces and now his dick smells like shit"

by Kanye's penis December 15, 2017

defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

by B-rizzle March 30, 2023

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

defect

the koolest guy on eartth and ownz everyone on ize irc :) especially snuffkin.

omg i wish i was a defect!!!

by blah February 4, 2005

DeFeCtEd!

One of the greatest bands covering AC/DC and Nirvana plus many more!!

DefeCtEd! is the greatest band in the world!

by DeFeCtEd! Bassist June 23, 2006

as he defeats

the best rock band in las vegas history. they kick ass.

as he defeats is goin on tour summer of 2007

by mikeveee January 27, 2008

Defectish

A term used by Amazon shoppers to described items delivered that are defected.

This tool that was shipped to me was Defectish.

by G-Off Larson September 2, 2012