Defensive Tackle

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good

Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.

I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Flirting

Flirting when some random person walks up to you and starts flirting with you while you are passively existing

70 year old woman walks up to a 30 year old man and says ,” oh you’re a big one”

He responds , “All over”

That’s defensive flirting

by The Real Blackadomas June 23, 2019

deceivery

(Like deception except using the word deceive)

Thief --> thievery so deceive ---> deceivery

Alex: I live in Hawaii
Kevin: No you don't! You live in Texas
Alex: Darn you caught my deceivery....

by gpgif<3 March 28, 2016

Decisivemess

the skill or attribute of an individual to make quick decisions that create a complete disaster for anyone having to implement or deal with the outcome of those decisions.

It would be nice if he got to feel the pain from his own decisivemess once in a while.

by Mokeywhite September 25, 2010

Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011