death by chocolate

When two black guys are having sex, and suddenly one of them dies.

Jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!

by NigSlayer June 19, 2008

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

death by stereo

the great fucking hardcore band around and there is nothing you can do about so sit and spin

Emo holocuast: you sweater cant save you now
Death by stereo rocks your ass to the moon

by GLen March 9, 2005

Death by Popcorn

The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved

Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn

by Kreliz's Mom September 11, 2016

death by dick

When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.

Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.

by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019

death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022

Death by Douche

Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.

It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.

by YAWA April 15, 2023