A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
by VendettatheGreat November 27, 2011
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the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
“I love you my dearest” 💕❤️
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
by A Rose By Any Other Name.... December 8, 2020
Get the Dearest mug.Someone who goes all out in various ways. Breaking it down on the dance floor, very sexual, and finds something dirty to almost anything someone says. This person is always least expected to be one and its very rare to find.
Duece: Hey you see me and katlyn breaking it down on the dance floor it was like we was sexing.
Kinson: DAAMNN BRA She's Freaky Deaky Tastic!!
Duece: Thats fo sho
Kinson: DAAMNN BRA She's Freaky Deaky Tastic!!
Duece: Thats fo sho
by Katieboo7 April 11, 2009
Get the Freaky Deaky Tastic mug.to hold someone or something as tightly as you can in order to avoid falling.
to use a lot of effort to keep something.
to use a lot of effort to keep something.
hang/hold on (to someone or something) for dear life.
Hold on for dear life shouted Brian's mother as he held on to the rope that pulled him to safety.
Hold on for dear life shouted Brian's mother as he held on to the rope that pulled him to safety.
by Dedicated1 April 27, 2014
Get the hold on for dear life mug.A smart girl with great talents. She is beautiful and would make a guy lucky. Dont lose her, you will regret it if you do.
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Guy 1: So how's Darya?
Guy 2: She's amazing, but I've got a problem
Guy 1: Falling in love?
Guy 2: Big time. Be my best man?
Guy 2: She's amazing, but I've got a problem
Guy 1: Falling in love?
Guy 2: Big time. Be my best man?
by YouKnowWho37 June 19, 2013
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