National Dick Day

It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

Grab dick day

On {Apeil 12th} all girls have to grab at least one dick for {“national grab dick day}. April 11th was “grab ass day” and hella girls want payback, so let’s get it

“Just grab his dick, it’s {national grab dick day}

by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019

Big Dick Day

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

Grab dick day

On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared

“Just go grab his dick, it’s national grab dick day”

by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019

Grab dick day

Anyday!

Person 1: Hey guys it's grab dick day
Person 2: But isn't that everyday

by Itttzzzz.lexi November 4, 2018

Kick dick day

Kick dick day is on the 4th and the 17th of October on these day your allowed to kick anyone’s dicks

I kicked everyone’s dick because it was kick dick day

by Jill the handy girl October 4, 2020

Flick A Dick Day

April 11th is National Flick Dick Day

Flick all the dicks you want

“Hey!”
“sorry it’s flick a dick day”

by skoobysnax April 11, 2019