feedlot cum-shot

To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.

Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!

by John's fish market September 24, 2017

No sense cum shot

When you cum in the nostrils of a deaf and blind lady, much like Helen Keller.

Person 1: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO???
Person 2: THE NO SENSE CUM SHOT

by BIKING406 February 10, 2021

Mexican cum shot

When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking

When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot

by Johnnysmith994 September 5, 2021

MEXICAN CUM SHOT

THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM

Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!

by CRAZY LEGS 43 December 31, 2011

Cum Shot Surprise

1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.

2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.

Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?

by Cum Shot Surprise January 12, 2016

sticky cum shot

a edjaculation of seamen that is rather sticky

sticky cum shot to the eye

by girthpubes July 16, 2006

Cum Shot Vulnerability Period

That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.

He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.

by Ivegotballsofsteel October 7, 2010