ctfd

When someone is tripping about something thats not big of a deal, something minor.
Acronym for "Calm the fuck down"

Roy: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!
Karen: what? (not giving a shit)
Roy:I GOT A C ON MY TEST!!
Karen: ctfd aite..

by koreanumba1 February 20, 2010

CTFO

Come The Fuck On!

If Someone says something totally riduculous, you respond with CTFO.

by Gordo G. November 22, 2010

CTFD

CTFD: An intialism for "Calm The Fuck Down" mosty used in chat forums and email, but having some leakage to vernacular usage. (see-tee-eff-dee)(emphatic)

"During the CoVid-19 lockdown panic with all of those empty shelves in the supermarkets, I wanted managers to put up signs link, 'Attention customers: please CTFD, you don't need to buy 25 rolls of toilet paper'."

by The_Real_Terry September 15, 2020

CTFB

- Catch The Fucking Ball
- Acronym yelled in person or via text by an aged rec league softball pitcher with bad knees when their fielders refuse to catch the fucking ball

“We scored 19 runs and lost to a free agent team. Classic CTFB game.”

by ICM22 June 4, 2023

ctfl

Click The Fucking Link.

RTFA for when there isn't really an "article"

No one CTFLs around here!

by Big Andorran Steve November 26, 2007

CTFS

Can't Type For Shit. Usually used with syndrome on the end for added effect, making it sound more serious.

Sorry for the typo's, I suffer from CTFS Syndrome.

by CJWeasel December 9, 2008

CTFD

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

by thepimpogloc June 14, 2009