Cris Cyborg, "the baddest woman on the planet" is currently the best female fighter in the world. There is a problem here though. When I went to see her fight for the UFC Featherweight belt against Tonya E I had to naturally use the men's restroom. As i was standing there taking a piss Cris Cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and "she" took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored piss. I glanced down and saw that she had a rather large dick. It was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. It was by far the biggest penis I had ever seen. I think Cris might be a dude.
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Get the cryberg mug.A Tennis Nazi from London. Speaks in monotone and always ends every sentence in "Does that compute?" Commonly seen prancing with his side-kick Starsky. Starsky is often seen wearing a pair of party pants.
Dude, did you see how cyborg malfunctioned when you hit the tennis ball?
Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?
Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?
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Get the CYBORG_9 mug.When you are fucking a pregnant woman while she is giving birth and the dick destroys the fetus. The doctors look at the baby and replace the body parts with building debris obtained from Syrian airstrikes.
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