crimp a dog

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Crimp Cable

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

crimp valve

Arse-hole, ring piece.

I've got some farmer giles swinging from my crimp valve.

by Razor Rudds August 22, 2003

Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

No Crimp Limp

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.

He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.

by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009