oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

oatmeal cream pie by 5.0so September 5, 2015

cream pie 

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.

Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!

cream pie by eerie February 19, 2005

cream pie 

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.

person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.

cream pie by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019

California Cream Pie 

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

California Cream Pie by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

69 cream pie 

Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other.

Jack's bliss babe Anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.

69 cream pie by maplefrost May 26, 2009

milwaukee cream pie 

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

milwaukee cream pie by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

Whorema cream pie 

Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.

Whorema cream pie by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019