He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.
by kydeelou September 27, 2025
Get the Certified Crashoutmug. If someone crashes out somewhere, they fall asleep where they are because they are very tired or drunk.
i did a crashout yesterday
by green fn 6969 June 30, 2024
Get the crashoutmug. When you throw your entire life away (usually resulting in a lengthy prison sentence) over a situation that could’ve been avoidable.
Jerome: Aye bro, I was chilling in my car the other day when some dude came up to me tryna start shit.
Dennis: oh shit bro, what’d you end up doing?
Jerome: I got out of my car and was ready to pop a cap in bro but realized I didn’t wanna crashout so I just told him to get lost.
Dennis: oh shit bro, what’d you end up doing?
Jerome: I got out of my car and was ready to pop a cap in bro but realized I didn’t wanna crashout so I just told him to get lost.
by That guy who makes stuff up March 5, 2024
Get the Crashoutmug. When a big fellow tempts the beast and the beast unleashes his aura with his swift and powerful blow to the big fellow's back. Intentionally placed to increase pain and decrease damage because the beast likes to play with his food.
by browntarzanpaki February 27, 2025
Get the Jacek Crashoutmug. by telephrotographicallistism January 14, 2025
Get the Omega Crashoutmug. Person A: “Bro, did you see Dream’s response to all the drama around him and TommyInnit?”
Person B: “Yeah bro I did. That Dream guy definitely had a crashout moment in that response.”
Person A: “Yeah he is definitely gonna get cancelled for this, bro.”
Person B: “Amen, bro.”
Person B: “Yeah bro I did. That Dream guy definitely had a crashout moment in that response.”
Person A: “Yeah he is definitely gonna get cancelled for this, bro.”
Person B: “Amen, bro.”
by EmmaRosie January 14, 2025
Get the Crashoutmug. Stage 1: You will make a joke about these sensitive topics: Being Jewish, Having a Crush on Butters, Liking 12-year-olds, or chugging whiskey.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.
Stage 2: He will deny the allegations and say he "never converted", "Butters was a joke", or "Whats your parents age gap".
Stage 3: He will start to complain about how you should let him live and this needs to stop.
Stage 4: He will make up fake allegations about whoever is joking about these topics.
Stage 5: He will start to Crashout and say how you always bully him, how your a bad friend, or how you need to apologize.
Stage 6: He will not talk for the rest of the day.
Stage 7: He will showup to school like nothing happend.
by Bigsmallchild January 13, 2025
Get the Zane Crashoutmug.