Cranky Wiggler

A chap that has no real reason to exist. He's just there. No purpose, like a tentacle-less squid rolling around on the seafloor straight into a waiting crustaceans open mouth hole.

"You are a Cranky Wiggler, Micheal."
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*

by Dangerous Dong September 10, 2023

Cranky Niggaz

A term that seems racist but isn't, actually is used to introduce yourself and greet everyone (usually on a discord server)

person a: uwu im a degenerate
person b: WHATS UP MY CRANKY NIGGAZ

by thelionking____ February 18, 2021

cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

by chapo g July 8, 2019

cranky sheep

insomniac, unable to catch any ZZZZZZs

my best friend's girl friend is a cranky sheep, 'cause she can't get no sleep

by cfmsp June 30, 2011

cranky badger

When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021

Cranky Nails

People who watch CrankGameplays (Ethan Nestor) who also have chipped black nail polish, much like the YouTuber himself.

Person 1: hey, you gonna paint your nails again soon?
Person 2: yeah, but right now I’m rocking those Cranky Nails

by Mx.Gameplays December 24, 2020

Cranky Pants

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

by crank meister December 7, 2006