A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
Get the cracker jack award mug.The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
Get the Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack mug.Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.
He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
by Cullen W. May 28, 2006
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by Broken hearted lover May 1, 2018
Get the my cracker jack hoe mug."Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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by TronX January 16, 2008
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