Titanium Cranium 

When you get head and your bone's so hard it can cut through diamonds

Q: "Bro, how's kelly at giving head?"
A: "Unfortunately, i went into titanium cranium hyperstage. She's getting her lips sewn back together at St. Vincent's"

Titanium Cranium by BigMeech182 November 13, 2011

anal cranium hee hee 

The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.

Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.

Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.

anal cranium hee hee by its a spicy spicy boy July 29, 2019

Anal Cavity Cranium 

Where the demonstration of shoving your anal cavity on someones cranium. While also rubbing your anal cheeks around there head to leave a stench of fresh booty.

Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium

Anal Cavity Cranium by Brett'z Cranium August 17, 2011

Mushy Cranium 

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

Mushy Cranium by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT 

A n ADULT CARD GAME that yielded prior definitions without planning.

I randomly chose these cards from 400 cards in LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT last night at 9:00 pm SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 just need is turning them over yielded .DANGER ZONE and PEOPLE WATCHING as isn't that incredible!!!

LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

photocircular cranium phenomena 

This phenomena occurs in direct contact with the sun, in which a circular shape on the back of the persons head appears. This does not occur in abcsense of the sun.

Did you see the kid with photocircular cranium phenomena?

photocircular cranium phenomena by mibb January 14, 2023

John Cranium 

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

John Cranium by anonymous April 14, 2023