Brown Cow Stunning 

Brown Cow Stunning is a term used when someone's look is completely perfect head-to-toe.
This term was invented by Monique Heart, a queen who competed on the tenth season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

YOU CAN'T CLOCK THIS MUG AMERICA! I'M BROWN COW STUNNING!

Brown Cow Stunning by mndrl September 1, 2018

Cow Stupid 

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

Cow Stupid by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

cow shit 

Crap that comes out of a cow's anus

While walking through Uncle Barry's pasture, I stepped in a huge stinky pile of cow shit.

cow shit by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

cow saddle by Waldo Cunningham May 20, 2010

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

cow shears by Pedant tic May 3, 2005

Cow Shit Pie 

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

Cow Shit Pie by The Graham March 17, 2009

Cow Spaghetti 

a new name for average string cheese.

-"Yo! my mom packed me cow spaghetti in my lunch today!!!"

Cow Spaghetti by J to the second power. January 23, 2009