couche 

a mix between a cunt and a douche.

sally you are such a couche.

couche by gimmeSomeBread January 21, 2009

Coucheed 

Receiving head (oral sex) atop a couch

Bobby got some good coucheed last night from becky

Coucheed by Teegeeboi January 1, 2018

Couchercise 

A made-up word that is neither funny nor unique from that horribly annoying cricket wireless commercial.

It's supposed to be a hybrid of the words 'couch' and 'exercise', meaning exerting physical activity from one's couch, which is obviously paradoxical.

Person A: "Hey, does couchercise still count as exercise?"
Person B: "Why are you quoting that awful t.v. commercial?"

Couchercise by 747800987 August 10, 2020

pinchy cooched 

When an individual becomes pissed off about something, extremely angry.

Sarah became pinchy cooched after Jason told her to stop being so fucking nosey.

pinchy cooched by StephyJ October 28, 2007

Couche-tard 

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

Couche-tard by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

Couche Tard 

(noun) The name of the local convenience stores in Montreal and Kentucky with a winking owl displayed on the sign.

Roar, it's so scorching tonight! Let's go to Couche Tard tonight and buy some drinks to cool ourselves off. Hopefully that will reduce our swass levels.

Couche Tard by Matthewtropolis October 19, 2003

jumping on couches 

To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.

Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.

jumping on couches by Tricia July 18, 2005