couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 21, 2010

Couch

Another name for a vagina.

Your couch is so fine I wanna lose my change in your cushions, baby. and "why's there all this hair on the couch?"

by Taxman10 July 14, 2011

Couch

The place where young children get ston'd in the morning.

Get off the couch or you'll get ston'd

by xXPickXx May 6, 2011

couche

a soft couch-like pencilcase

my dad just bought me a red couche

by Mco Jr July 10, 2022

couch

a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch

by Cptn Mexico January 23, 2005

Couch

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.

"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"

by Krystin Wagner November 29, 2007

Couch

A lazy person.

Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.

by Ze Braddlesnake February 4, 2010