cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.

In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.

by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013

umbrellical cord

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.

Sue: Hey, use your umbrellical cord, man, that umbrella is all dripping on me.

Pete: Sorry, I can't, the snap ripped off and I can't afford another one right now.

by Defgrl May 22, 2008

drop cord

write your discord user in the chat

lets talk, drop cord

by ralph25 February 17, 2021

drop cord

Usually in robanging games on roblox people will tell you to "drop yo cord" when they wanna mic up or pack you.

Player1: "You az kid"
Player2: "Bet drop cord psy"
Player3: "Bet (DISCORD)#0001"

Both players proceed to loud mic eachother lol

by robloxguy1571 April 30, 2021

umbiblical cord

The connector from our Heavenly Father to any good Christian. Provides spiritual nourishment.

Without God's umbiblical cord, our lives are meaningless.

by Darius Miles October 30, 2013

Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.

Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> January 29, 2015

Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.

n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.

by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006