Convo Scout

One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.

Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.

Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?

by Yung Walrus January 16, 2009

convo dud

when your conversation is dull or all of the sudden someone says something to kill it.

dude! convo dud.

i know i suck.

by awesomenessssssssi know January 17, 2011

Convo Blocker

A convo blocker plays on the gaming term Combo Blocker. This is when someone performs an action or move that stops another player from successfully performing a combo. In that sense, a convo blocker is when someone, either in a large group, or one-on-one, says something that completely halts the flow of a conversation, usually to a dead silence for at least one minute, during which people share awkward glances and shifty stares.

Greg: So what do you think about our final exams coming up?

Nick: Well, I've contemplated suicide in the last few days.

Greg: (Silence, awkward stares etc.) (A few minutes later) Dude, that was a total convo blocker.

by Vladimir Czekov Raskolnikov April 30, 2010

convo-bombing

The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.

" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"

Linda: Are you serious tha-

Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)

Jane: DUDE! You're totally convo-bombing! GTFO!!

Alice continues...

by Patricia765 August 7, 2011

convo killer

a convo killer is possibly the most evil killer of all. after you write a page worth of shit on msn they will respond with a one word unrespondable answer that leaves you thinking "FINE FUCK YOU THEN" but this isnt it the worste thing about these fuckers is that after they palm you off with a shit responce that leaves you dishearten 10 mins later THEY will say something like wuu2. If they dont do that they aint a convo killer ...they probably just dont like you.

fucks sake you evil convo killer bitch you gave me a 1 word reply now your saying wuu2 DA FUCK you think im up to im on msn i aint out there solving world hunger am i?! you fucking idiot.

by WHU4LYF October 10, 2008

convo 180

an unappreciated collection of homeless busybodies

a u-turn in a conversation

sex on the side*

a directionless musical experiment exploited by greedy would be promoters

* I think ill have poached eggs and a bit of convo 180 for breakfast

by monseur mouton February 6, 2008

convo murderer

SOMEBODY WHO JUST KILLS A PERFECTLY GOOD CONVERSTAION ON CHAT, MSN, TEXT OR ANYTHING CYBER.
ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING AND YOU JUST THINK THEY DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU AND ITS SAD. but sometimes you just gotta back off if you get like, 10 one word answers in a row.

"YEAH SAME, i completely agree."
"no"

the no was wirtten by the convo murderer

aka, gabriel d'alessandro

by danca December 11, 2010